When we see something is not working, we can move on to the next person without making the effort to tell them why.
Yes, I was on Tinder and if you are single and haven’t heard of it by now you are living under a rock.
To add to the cringe factor, his date tried to seductively remove the fluff, only to find that there was a whole lot more after her first attempt.
Yeah, you can’t really come back from that can you?
A chap I spoke to had driven his date to the seaside for exactly this and they even enjoyed a special cuddle in the sand. An hour of digging through sand for keys can ruin the mood.
Having to get your date to phone her dad to pick you up is a killer.
The date with the squashed pussy This one doesn’t sound quite as horrific as the title leads you to think but still pretty awkward.
Making a fierce grab for his goods, she took it a bit far and accidentally punched him there instead.
Channel 4 hit series First Dates inevitably got us thinking about our own first tastes of the romantic scene and, much like in the show, the path to love is rarely smooth. The story has a happy ending, however as the gent brushed the incident aside and the couple are now happily married. The date with the fiery genitals It’s a lovely idea to cook a romantic meal on a first date. This food of love was clearly an aphrodisiac as the night ended with an intimate snuggle – all went well until the chef did some down below caressing and found that the type of screaming he got was NOT the type he was after.
We decided to do a little bit of research and find out from others if they had had similar experiences. If you cringe ever so slightly at your memory, don’t feel too embarrassed. Lesson: always wash your hands after working with chillis.
Turns out I had spoken too soon because by the time our beers came he had already brought up his ex-girlfriend.
He told me about his awesome trip to Stagecoach with her family.